I did check this… It is a fake news going around in the Internet.
The here referenced list of “You may be a Muslim” jokes {or “Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims”) was widely circulated via the Internet at the end of 2010, attributed to comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Although its structure is somewhat imitative of one of Foxworthy’s signature humor routines, the “You might be a redneck if …” cycle of jokes, that’s all it has in common with the famous comedian. Jeff’s brother, Jay, confirmed for us that this material was not written by his sibling.
See:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/foxworthy.asp
On the other hand… Judge for yourself if you find it far-fetched/offensive/pretty accurate/scandalous/funny:
- If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
- If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
- If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
- If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
- If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
- If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against
You may be a Muslim
- If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
- If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
- If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim
Here is the solution for the dress code:
Le Burkunu (needs to be read in French).
A bit of humor is needed amid all this depressing views…